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PLAYERS: IN THIS ISSUE of S.Y.M.-Zonia™ we continue -- NO WAIT!! this isn't really an issue of S.Y.M.-Zonia -- but a completely new incarnation of the old stand-by -- and so NO YOU DONT HAVe TO WAIT for Sunday to roll around -- but can work your way into SYM-Zonia any day of the week!!! Any time of the day or ngiht!! investigation of the … well … what, after all, turned out to be …just another TREASURE MAP -- as was revealed last week, almost by accident , in fact, or -- truth-be-told -- totally by accident (more on this below) -- that is: Lt. Robert Stockton Williamson’s Sketch of the Umpqua and Rogue Rivers, & Intermediate Country from Reconnaissance (1851). A critical portion of that mission critical map is shown at right.: Yes, it’s the famous PORT ORFORD (Oregon) “INSET” map by Williamson, featured in last week’s S.Y.M.-Zonia ™ What’s Indicated by the Hidden ‘X’ That … “ Marks the Spot ” on Lt.. Robert Stockton Williamson’s Deviant Cartography of Port Orford (Oregon)?? ?? (Revealed Under the Light of L.-L.U.V.)? (July 22, 2012). The map was therein revealed under the light of L-L.U.V., to sport a hidden, secret “X” marking the spot -- proving, after all, as we said, that it’s just … another TREASURE MAP… And that < Yawn > can get old!! Fast. ZZZzzzzzz.. Zzzzz zzzzzzzzz …. Zzzz zzzzzzzzz …
WHAT? !!! Oh!!! … Sorry … But, REMEMBER!! Players
The "BARTLEBY" Series
The Port Orford Series II -- Sixes River
The Port Orford Series I
The G.L.O.-Worm Series
The San Francisco Series
The Josephine Series
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