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Welcome​​ to the ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​NEW​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ S.Y.M.-Zonia™  WEB-SITE !!!! WOWEE!! I can hardly believe it myself!!!  To experience the thrill all over again as if for the first time, simply click on this link http://www.sym-zonia.com

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   PLAYERS:  IN THIS ISSUE  of S.Y.M.-Zonia™  we continue -- NO WAIT!!   this isn't really an issue of S.Y.M.-Zonia -- but a completely new incarnation of the old stand-by -- and so NO YOU DONT HAVe TO WAIT  for Sunday to roll around -- but can work your way into SYM-Zonia any day of the week!!! Any time of the day or ngiht!!   investigation of the … well … what, after all, turned out to be …just another TREASURE MAP --   as was revealed last week, almost by accident , in fact, or -- truth-be-told -- totally by accident (more on this below)   --  that is:  Lt. Robert Stockton Williamson’s Sketch of the Umpqua and Rogue Rivers, & Intermediate Country from Reconnaissance (1851).  A critical portion of that mission critical map is shown at right.: Yes, it’s the famous PORT ORFORD (Oregon) “INSET” map by Williamson, featured in last week’s S.Y.M.-Zonia ™ What’s  Indicated by the  Hidden ‘X’ That … “ Marks the Spot ” on Lt.. Robert Stockton Williamson’s Deviant Cartography of Port Orford (Oregon)?? ?? (Revealed Under the Light of L.-L.U.V.)? (July 22, 2012).  The map  was therein revealed under the light of L-L.U.V., to sport a hidden, secret “X” marking the spot --  proving, after all, as we said, that it’s just … another  TREASURE MAP…   And that < Yawn >  can get old!!   Fast.    ZZZzzzzzz..    Zzzzz zzzzzzzzz  …. Zzzz zzzzzzzzz … ​

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THE FULL STORY OF THE KIDDNAPPING, MURDER AND DISMEMBERMENT OF "P." --

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namely the venerated & much-loved Pierre Bleaudry -- quondam and former Titular Leader of Pierre's Youngster Membership , or P.Y.M. -- the long-time  precursor of  Stephanie's Youngster Membership, or S.Y.M. -- can be followed in a series of P.Y.M. Puzzlers from late in the year 2011 ​

   Gone.   But  not  forgotten.   Now ...  they're BACK!

This CLASSIC number of the P.Y.M. PUZZLER from 9/11/2011 -- the 10th anniversary of  the American DAY OF DANGER -- is not to be missed!!!  It's absolutely pivotal in the history of the rise and fall of the Puzzler.  It tells the story of former Puzzler editor Asaph P. Dromgoole and his desperate  flight from a failed, fraudulently "clued"  2011 P.Y.M.G.C.P., supposedly in the town of Ke/irb(e)y(\(\(vill(e)), (Oregon) and his ensuing  and entirely accidental discovery of the legendary "Pym's Precipice" -- the very selfsame cliff where Arthur Gordon Pym hung, in fear and at risk of his life ... ​

It also involves me!!  Michael Goldengate !! ​

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